I get really pissed off when people think Zayn isn’t the hottest member of One Direction like why are people taste so bad? Why would you pick the frog prince Harry? Why do you think that blonde hobbit is cute? You could swap Liam with an Enchilada and it would take 45 minutes to notice, and whats that others ones name? 

(via grrls)

why does coulter get 15 notes on his selfies but i get two i’m much cuter and nowhere near as terrible


can webmd stop telling me to seek emergency medical attention? i don’t need them to tell me how to live my life

(via femalevillain)

all i want is to meet michael palin and like. hug him forever